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the oinkles the pig page
oinkles the pig is a pig. oinkles is not his real name but his actual name cannot be said on this site because he has been on the run from the police for a while. he is very stupid and suffers from severe diseases like amnesia and hypothermia.
this page is dedicated to that stuffed pig.
what he hates
1.you
2.cows
3.me and brian klecka who is his dad. (i'm his foster daddy, i bought him for 3$ )
4.you
5.when i beat the sh*t out of him
6.mayonaise
what he likes
1.swearing
2.playing with himself, **wink wink**
3.killing people, he is just a stuffed pig, dont be afraid
4.anyone but you
5.when people want him to die
6.narcotics
7.oinking loudly
8.jail
9.pickles
10.lettuce
vital stats
age:1 1/2 yrs
height:?
weight:10090 grams
eye color:black
skin color:pink
benchpress:1 milligram
hobbies:burning things
favorite food:small children